Paris

Today at "Kev's Corner" we are featuring celebutante Paris Hilton. Let me say, for the record, I LOVE THIS BITCH! Lest you be offended, "bitch" is now a term of endearment and has been stripped of any derogatory or negative connotation the word once held, just ask Paris. It's OK to call your friends, parents, coworkers, children, pastor, teacher, even your boss, "bitch."

Paris, as everyone knows, is the great-granddaughter heiress to Conrad Hilton and is estimated to be worth $350 million dollars according to Forbes Magazine. In addition, Paris earns approximately $15 million a year for her work as a model and actress. She's penned a book, "Confessions of an Heiress," opened "Club Paris" in Orlando and Jacksonville and has fragrances bearing her name. For those that think she's as dumb as her "Simple Life" persona, think again. Paris is consistently featured on magazine covers around the world and is followed by paparazzi wherever she goes. We can't get enough of her.

Why gays like her...First, she is "HOT," and although we don't want to sleep with her, we secretly wish we were her (for at least a day anyway). She is super rich. She likes to shop. Paris exudes confidence that brings even those Hollywood bad-boys she dates to their knees. She dates guys named "Stavros." (I've decided I am calling my next BF "Stavros" whether his name is "Stavros" or not.) Paris started her own record label and then recorded her own CD. She doesn't like Lindsay Lohan and neither do we. Paris loves little dogs and her Kinkajou and SO DO WE! She wears a tiara and loves the color pink. While she didn't vote (or register to vote), she encouraged a lot of other people to in her, "Vote or Die" campaign (and that counts for something, doesn't it?). She trademarked, or tried to trademark, the phrase, "That's HOT" (so I am not even sure I can write that here). You get the point...Gays love Paris Hilton. Paris loves us too...Paris was recently quoted as saying her gay friends are the "most fun" and are "better dressed" than her heterosexual male friends. So hats off to Paris, with love.

Don't forget to watch "The Simple Life" season finale tonight at 10:00 p.m. (EDT) on E!

Click HERE to watch Paris's video hit, "Stars Are Blind" - it's HOT!