Kevalicious

Hello EVERYONE! Welcome, once again, to "Kev's Corner!" Sit back, relax, and read today's post...

Did everyone catch the 49th Annual GRAMMY Awards last night on CBS? I have to say, I enjoyed some of the performances, like "The Police," but wasn't impressed overall and flipped back and forth during "Desperate Housewives," where Bree took a nasty spill from a ladder. Anyway, CONGRATS to Justin Timberlake for winning the BEST DANCE RECORDING category for "SexyBack" and for winning BEST RAP/SUNG COLLABORATION for "My Love." Carrie Underwood won BEST NEW ARTIST, and of course, thanked "God." The Dixie Chicks', "Not Ready To Make Nice," won the award for SONG OF THE YEAR and the Chicks also won RECORD OF THE YEAR and ALBUM OF THE YEAR for "Taking The Long Way." WAY TO GO DIXIE CHICKS!

I still hate the James Blunt song, "You're Beautiful," and refer to it as "That's Awful" and didn't enjoy James' performance of it. (But perhaps you liked it?) Here is Weird Al's, YOU'RE PITIFUL, which is far superior to the James Blunt version.

To view winners in all categories, select SHOW ME THE WINNERS, (BITCH).

It's been awhile since we have re-written lyrics to a song (you know, to make the song better) and we think you are really going to like this "parody." Actually, we only needed to change one word throughout the song to make it, well, perfect...

Select SPIN THAT RECORD to hear "Kev's" latest FAVORITE song. (I haven't had this much fun since, "Kevie From The Block," also known as J. Lo's "Jenny From The Block.")

Here are the lyrics so you can sing along...

"Kevalicious" (a.k.a. "Fergalicious")

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

Kevalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

Kevalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Kevalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Kevalicious def-,
Kevalicious def-,
Kevalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Kevalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the K to the E, to the V
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

I'm Kevalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Kevalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.

And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Kevalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Kevalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

Please enjoy these pictures of NASCAR driver, Kevin Harvick, who really IS "Kevalicious!"

Finally, today is Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin's birthday! Both were born on this day 198 years ago!

"Kev" will be back tomorrow!