Linens 'N Things
Look who's here! It's YOU! It's ME! It's SATURDAY.
Today's pictures are of model Evan Wade. You've seen him here before.
So what's going on? It is a BEAUTIFUL day here in Atlanta. The skies are blue and there is a slight breeze coming from (alright, I don't know where).
So I was out running errands today, shopping mostly, when I happened upon (get this) a SHOPLIFTER! Yes, it's true. Linens N' Things is going out of business, you may know, and they are having a clearance/blow out/help us get this crap outta here sale when I spotted sister-girlfriend in the towel section, stuffing two lime green towels in the front of her jacket. She saw me, I saw her, and I muttered the three words she did not want to hear... "I'm gonna tell." Okay, I did not say that BUT I did say, "I saw you!" I wasn't bothered so much with the fact that she was stealing but her choice was all wrong. Lime green colored items should never be part of a decorating scheme. It ain't right. I tried to encourage her to go with a classic - white. You can't go wrong with white fluffy bath towels. Anyway, I wished her much luck (both for her towel selection and for getting out of the store before security busted her ass).
Okay, I gotta go now. I hope YOU have a GR-EAT evening.
Love -
"Kev"
P.S. Don't steal.
1 Comments:
Ha.. You managed to make me smile yet again.
I can totally picture you saying that.
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home