DinnerBack

Justin Timberlake will be promoting his latest CD, "FutureSex/LoveSounds" at The Tabernacle here in Atlanta (one of "Kev's" FAVORITE venues) this Sunday, August 20th at 9:00 p.m.. Unfortunately, despite his efforts,"Kev" does not have a ticket for the show and is VERY disappointed. A "not so" Great Day To Be Gay... Although, I may wait outside the back of The Tabernacle just to get a glimpse of Justin because he is just so cute (and I am just that gay).

Have you heard Justin's new song, "SexyBack?" If not, click HERE to watch the video (you'll love it). The gays go WILD when this is played at the clubs here in Atlanta.

Remember Justin's "I'm Lovin' It" campaign for McDonald's? When I hear "SexyBack," I can't help but wonder how this would translate into a commercial for the country's #1 fast food chain? Also, because I can't understand a damn word he is singing, I have been forced to create my own lyrics.

I have taken the liberty to revise/rewrite some of the words (don't tell Justin). If you listen/watch the video while reading the revised lyrics, it's the "mutt's nuts," or British for "super awesome." I also spent all afternoon (at work) on this (gotta please the readers), so I hope you will enjoy it...

"DinnerBack" (a rip off of Justin Timberlake, by "Kev")

I'm bringing DinnerBack
So hot 'n juicy and it's in a sack
So much cholesterol, it's a heart attack
So take your Rolaids cause you'll need them bad

Take 'em to the arch

(Bridge)
Hungry babe?
I see those french fries sittin' on your plate
Just add some ketchup and you'll be amazed
It's just that nothin' (not even Cameron) makes me feel this way

Take 'em to the arch

(Chorus)
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the Mac
Go ahead, be gone with it
Mickey D's
Go ahead, be gone with it
Shakes on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what's on your tray
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at that pie
You make me cry
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your dinner on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your dinner on
Go ahead, be gone with it
(repeat 6 frickin' times)

I'm bringing DinnerBack
Them other fast food chains don't know how to act
Just add some onion if you think it lacks
Cause it's your burger, gotta get it right

Take 'em to the arch

(Repeat Bridge)

You hungry? You hungry? You hungry?

I'm bringing DinnerBack
You mother-fathers want a heart attack
If that's your Big Mac, better watch your back
Cause I'll steal it from you and baby that's a fact

(Repeat Chorus)

You hungry? Yes! You hungry? Yes!

Ahhhh. Oooooo.