Shopping

"Kev" has received some criticism, or feedback, if you will, from certain "Kev's Corner" readers indicating, 1) no one, including the "gays," likes Paris Hilton and 2) "putting a picture up of a guy in his underwear isn't really a post..." To you I say, "duly noted" and thank you for your feedback (really). We here at "Kev's Corner" certainly do not want to piss off or lose any of our four readers and will work very diligently to present topics and photos that will appeal to you, the reader, each and every day.

To know "Kev" is to know that "Kev" (again, that's me) loves pop culture and will do anything to align himself with a celebrity. (I should be living in Hollywood...) And who wouldn't? They are rich, famous, have "yes" people and are usually better looking than the rest of "Kev's" friends (except YOU, of course - YOU'RE gorgeous).

You might know that "Kev" has met a celeb or two. Lest I, I mean, "Kev," brag, some of the celebrities he has met include Extreme Home Makeover's Ty Pennington (HOT), Stevie Nicks, of course (uber cool), The Eagles, Don Henley, motivational speaker, Anthony Robbins, Latin sensation, Shakira, country singer Trisha Yearwood (didn't like her - thought she was a bitch), model Rachel Hunter, comedian Mo'Nique (LOVED her), actor John Schneider, the cast of "Survivor: Australian Outback," actress Jenna Elfman, Olympic gold-medalist, Greg Louganis, and the list goes on and on. While I would like to say they are like you and me, I would only be lying to you. They're not. They're rich. They're "special."

Tonight I am here to tell you ladies and gentlemen that "Kev" not only KNOWS, but hold onto your pants, was in an "intimate" relationship with a VERY FAMOUS actor. No, it wasn't Leo DiCaprio (things just didn't work out with him) and it wasn't Doogie Howser M.D.'s Neil Patrick Harris, although I DO love him... It is my "ex," David. David is now a paid actor in San Francisco (isn't that exciting kids!).

David will be starring in "Shopping! The Musical" at the Shelton Theater in San Francisco starting in September and running through the duration of the year. I would like to think that I inspired David in some way, although David will be the first to tell you that I often, kindly, asked him NOT to sing.

"Shopping! The Musical" is a "musical comedy revue of original songs and sketches about everybody's FAVORITE activity. The fast-paced show targets all kinds of stores, customers and merchants, as it focuses on the frustrations, annoyances, and occasional joys of...what else...SHOPPING!"

("Kev" actually HATES shopping, crowds make him anxious, but I am sure "Kev" will LOVE hearing David singing about it.)

To David - CONGRATULATIONS, with love... Can't wait to see the show!

Visit the official "Shopping! The Musical" website at www.shoppingthemusical.com and go see David perform if you are in San Francisco this fall!