It Takes The Village People

Hello EVERYONE! We're glad you're here, bitches! (Or, for our Spanish-speaking friends, "Que alegria que estas aqui, bitches!")

Welcome, once again, to "Kev's Corner." We hope you enjoy your stay.

You may have noticed "Kev" interjecting Spanish here and there lately, as exampled in today's greeting. Well, the purpose is two-fold, mis amigos. First, it's "catchy" and "fun" learning a foreign language, don't you think? You never know when you will need it, like perhaps when speaking with your bail bondsman. Or, as in "Kev's" case, "¿Quién tomó mi mierda, Maria?" This means, "Who took my shit, Maria?" "Kev" used this when speaking with then Phoenix neighbor, Maria, who witnessed his home being burglarized. It was "winning" except that while "Kev" could ASK this question, he did NOT understand Maria's reply. Second, "Kev" will be traveling later this summer to Spain, Italy and Greece on a cruise (a really gay one) in the Mediterranean Sea. Yes, it's another GREAT DAY TO BE GAY, a day we celebrate all there is to celebrate about the FABULOUS life of the ordinary homosexual! "Kev" will of course be sharing events leading up to departure and looks forward to coming back to tell you all about what GRANDE fun he had on a GRANDE GAY CRUISE (that's "BIG GAY CRUISE," for those of you just learning). "Kev" will be joining amigo Michael.

"Kev" recently purchased "Drive & Learn Spanish," a sing-a-long course for (important) people on the go! Having completed numbers, colors, hello, goodbye, big and small, he should be able to converse with most 4-year-olds. Did you know beige in Spanish is still beige?

In entertainment "news," Britney (ah, who cares..).

Nicole Richie pleaded "NOT GUILTY, bitch!" to charges stemming from her arrest for DUI. If convicted, Nicole could spend 90 days to like 1,000 years in jail. We admittedly LIKE Nicole Richie and wish her all the best.

Anna Nicole's body is deteriorating and, according to Medical Examiner, Joshua Perper, should be buried by Saturday. The fight rages on as to whom will bury Anna Nicole... Again, this story is just SO SAD.

Next, CLAY AIKEN, CLAY AIKEN, CLAY AIKEN! Simply mentioning his name drives traffic to our site!

We want to take this opportunity, again, to welcome your contributions to the "Corner." Begging? Certainly. "Kev" knows that several of you have had adventures "Kev" can only dream of and he would LOVE for many of you to share your tales with the world. I have said this before and I will say this again... "Kev" is the LEAST interesting person he knows. Many of his friends are quite funny. Remember, it takes The Village People (Felipe, Alex, Eric, David, Jeff, Ray and YOU, silly!). Send your stories and photographs!

Yesterday everyone met "Bambi Whynot" (a real babe) and "Troy Crispix" (who "tricked" some of our readers). Today, meet "Javier." This picture of "Javier" was taken in Las Vegas after "Javier" partied ALL NIGHT with CHER! Okay... while he borrowed the mane, the biceps and the pecs... the MUG, which is the best part, is all "Kev," who attended Cher's "Farewell Tour" for the 15th time in 2003! (Okay, it was the 5th time. "Kev" likes to tell tall tales.)

Finally, we are illiciting the help of a "musical muse" and will start featuring artists that are a little less mainstream than "Kev" typically shares. We are super excited that we will be bringing you music you may not have been introduced to otherwise. BUT, for today, please enjoy one of "Javier's" favorite songs, JOAQUIN IN MEMPHIS.

We hope you have a WONDERFUL Wednesday.

Much L-U-V,

"Javier"