Daylight RICKY Time

Hey, YOU'RE BACK! GOOD FOR YOU (because you aren't gonna wanna miss this news)!

We have a LOT to cover today, so no time to dilly-dally.

First, BREAKING NEWS, that we are happy to bring you...

We told you we would keep you "in-the-know" regarding Ricky Martin's upcoming "Black & White" tour. Official North American tour dates were released TODAY!

Here you go...

4/17/07 - SAN JOSE, CA - HP PAVILION (On sale now)
4/18/07 - FRESNO, CA - SAVE MART CENTER (On sale now)
4/20/07 - LOS ANGELES, CA - STAPLES CENTER (On sale now)
4/21/07 - LAS VEGAS, NV - MANDALAY BAY RESORT (On sale 3/10)
4/22/07 - SAN DIEGO, CA - IPAY ONE CENTER - (On sale now)
4/25/07 - ROSEMONT, IL - ALLSTATE ARENA (On sale 3/10)
4/28/07 - UNCASVILLE, CT - MOHEGAN SUN ARENA (On sale 3/10)
4/30/07 - TORONTO, ON - AIR CANADA CENTRE (On sale 3/9)
05/01/07 - MONTREAL, QC - BELL CENTRE (On sale 3/10)
05/04/07 - DULUTH, GA - GWINNETT CENTER (On sale 3/17)
05/07/07 - HIDALGO, TX - DODGE ARENA (On sale 3/23)
05/10/07 - CORPUS CHRISTI, TX - AMR BANK CTR (On sale 3/17)
05/11/07 - LAREDO, TX - LAREDO ENT CTR (On sale 3/23)
05/14/07 - El PASO, TX - EL PASO COUNTY COLISEUM (On sale 3/23)
05/15/07 - GLENDALE, AZ - JOBING.COM ARENA (On sale 3/16)
05/19/07 - MIAMI, FL - AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA (On sale 3/17)
05/20/07 - ORLANDO, FL - AMWAY ARENA (On sale 3/17)


"Kev" is SUPER excited and hopes to make the show here in the Atlanta or Chicago area. Lovely Leyla, get out your leather! If "Kev" attends this show, he will have seen ALL of his very favorite performers in the very same year! What a way to celebrate turning 40, since "Kev" is going to celebrate all year! (Start sending presents.)

Melissa Dumas, former nanny for Madonna's children, Lourdes and Rocco, is pitching a "tell-all" book of her experiences whilst in Madonna's employ... I wonder if Ricky would read that book?


Dirty bastard Newt Gingrich admitted to having an affair while actively pursuing perjury charges against "Kev's" favorite President, William Jefferson Clinton. These hypocrites never shock me. Now I know you won't believe this, but "Kev" (sort of) met House Speaker Newt Gingrich... While living in San Francisco, "Kev" and "Kev's" then boss were walking in the Financial District en route to a customer appointment. Right in front of us was none other than that fat ugly bastard, Newt Gingrich. "Kev" shouted, "Hey Newt!" To which he politely responded with a wave. "Kev's" boss said, "I didn't think you liked him?" "Kev" replied, "I don't." I love Ricky.


A recent audit into the use of the "Patriot Act" revealed that the government has misused its' authority to obtain personal information about U.S. citizens. Is Ricky a U.S. citizen? I wonder if they could get me his number? "Hello, Ricky? It's "Kev!"

The fatal bus crash in Atlanta one week ago last Friday claimed its' 7th victim yesterday. The bus, carrying a baseball team from somewhere going to somewhere else, exited Interstate 75 via an up ramp and went off the other side, falling back on to the Interstate below. This is close to "Kev's" house. Very sad story. I hope Ricky's tour bus driver pays more attention than the driver of that bus did.

Salma Hayek is engaged and pregnant. Who cares. I wonder if she knows Ricky?

Daylight Ricky Time begins this weekend. Remember to "spring forward" or you will be late for whatever it is you "do" on Sunday. As everyone knows, Daylight Ricky Time normally occurs in April, so your computer may be, excuse me, fucked up because of this. Isn't Ricky HOT?

Anna Nicole Smith's death remains a mystery (ooops, we said we wouldn't write about her anymore). Nevermind. (I still miss Anna and would venture to guess that she, too, LOVED Ricky!)

That's it for today! We hope you have a TERRIFIC Saturday...

"Kev" is heading out of town, so please keep yourself busy for a few days...

"Kev" will be BACK on Tuesday. Until then,

Shake your bon-bons, bitches!

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