Once Upon A Time

HEY BITCHES! It's ME, "KEV!" (I am wound up tight tonight!)

I JUST got home from IKEA (I LOVE that place), where they show you how one can live in just 207 square feet! It's amazing! Since I will have more than twice the square footage than what is in their display, I am sure I will be f-i-n-e, fine!

Did everyone have a GR-EAT Wednesday? "Kev" is still super busy, so I apologize in advance that the posts aren't up to our usual standard. We ARE, however, GRATEFUL to those of you who keep sending things we can publish here!

"We" will be back later in the week, but here is some more "food for thought" (edited as needed for the gays).

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to girls (and gays) when we were little girls (gays):

Once upon a time
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In a land far, far away,
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A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess (i.e., gay)
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Happened upon a frog as she/he (heshe) sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sauteed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't think so.

BYE everyone!

Love,

"Kev"

This song is playing in my head today...