Friday's HOT Guy...
Today's HOT Guy(s) are Jeff Lewis and Ryan Brown from Bravo's new reality series, "Flipping Out." "We" talked about this show earlier in the week (so I hope you bitches have all watched it).
Anyhoo, like I said previously (if you actually read what I wrote, since some of you STILL only look at the pictures... David, that means you...) this is my new favorite show. Loves it!
Let's take a look-see, shall we?
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I think the ex-BF/business partner, Ryan, is super CUTE!
Remember I told you I would be sitting in the loge for Kathy Griffin's show TONIGHT at the Fabulous Fox (that's what it's called.. I am not just gaying it up)? Well, good news. The seats have been upgraded, courtesy of my good friend Benjamin Franklin (I love him) to the 5th Row PIT! "Kev" (and "friend") is/are super excited about seeing Kathy UP CLOSE! YAY! We will take notes so we can come back tomorrow and greet you as red-faced booze bag tards (since we know you LOVE that).
Also, come back this weekend - "Kev" is meeting another famous someone, just for YOU, so stay tuned!
I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT weekend!
L-U-V,
"Kev"
Here is an old song from the "Bloodhound Gang" - ENJOY!
SING ALONG!
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like the Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
posted by Kev at
12:18 AM
9 Comments:
I love the line "time to get new candles!" Ryan cracked me up.
HEY!
How bout the look Jeff gave when he said that?
Jeff's look was as good as Ryan's comment.
One question I have is...if Jeff is so particular and controlled by OCD, why is he okay with eating out of carryout containers all the time? It doesn't make sense to me. I would think he'd find it necessary to eat off of a real plate.
I have read up a little on OCD and I don't think that's Jeff's problem. He is just extremly neurotic (which I think is funny). I really can relate to him. He has high standards - nothing wrong with that. (You have high standards too - you have fired your staff (and please people, she HAD a staff, don't let her tell you otherwise). One by one - axed. Made Donald Trump look tame. I better stop here or she may fire me too! LOL. XOXO
And, there is only ONE woman in the greater metropolitan area where you live who is skilled enough to do your nails. Coincidence? I think not.
As a matter of fact, I think you are the female Jeff!! LOL.
I'm Jeffette!
By the way, you are going to be nothing but a loser when you see Kathy Griffin with us in October. Get used to it, lame-o! We're dragging you down to steerage. But remember who was in steerage. Leonardo DiCaprio, that's who. You never know who you'll meet in the Loge.
Don't you worry my pretty. We will be sittin' in front, wavin' to Kathy (and we'll sell those steerage seats at a profit). I am workin' on it. These things take time, but I will do what I can do.
Kisses!
what happened to the clips?
Hey!
They were slowing the blog down (at least for me anyway). The page wasn't loading for me once I put them up. When I took those clips off, it was fine again.) I will put more up again soon!
Kisses!
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