Up In Here

WUZ UP BITCHES?!; It's TUESDAY! (YAY!)

I hope YOU had a GREAT day! Can you tell I am "wild-eyed" and "crazy?" It's true... Britney's "Circus" show is just two nights away and it's ALL I can think about - it's consuming me! (Plus I only had about 3 hours of sleep last night, courtesy of The Hampton Inn in beautiful Valdosta, Georgia, where the fat bastard in the room next to me snored so loud I could hear him through the wall.)

I adopted a new (to me) expression into my vocabulary recently and, well, I just love it and want YOU to adopt it too... Tonight whilst shopping with a friend (again, for the Britney pre-concert party at my crib), I smelled a foul odor at the Kroger (grocery), to which I stated, "Who farted up in here?" (My friend did not know.) Then, while looking for an item on the list, I asked, "You ain't got no popcorn up in here?" (I need popcorn... What would a circus party be without popcorn?) It turned out they DIDN'T have any popcorn up in there so I will try again tomorrow to find some popcorn up in somewhere else. After throwing out the phrase "up in here" no less than 7 more times, my friend advised that I was getting on his nerves (up in there). LOL! I was getting on my own nerves too. I can hardly believe I am (almost...) 42! I need a sedative.

So today I had an uber important business meeting and, as a joke to myself and as a way to break the tension I was feeling, I purposely tried to integrate Britney Spears song titles or lyrics into the discussion I lead, which was primarily on the new American Recovery And Reinvestment Act of 2009 (better known as the "stimulus package.") You gotta make these meetings fun up in there, you know what I'm sayin'? I referred to myself as the "ringleader" and threw around the term "toxic" once or twice. It was great fun. Also, I have to give props (I like saying "give props" too) to my BFF, #1... #1 knew how anxious I was going into this 3 hour meeting today (because I called her in a lather) and she gave me a pep talk that I think only a mother and wife and #1 could. (She's good...) I forgot I was even nervous up in there.


TODAY is one of my HOTTEST friends (ever) birthdays! We would like to give props and shout out up in here to TIM, whom I call Tiger, on his big day. Tim is married to another one of my BFF's, "Kitten," and is father to "L'il Kitty" as well. Anyhoo, Tim, if you were close by, I would spank you. No, Tim doesn't read this silliness (he's too HOT I suppose) but by proxy, I am hoping "Kitten" will pass on our regards.

Yes, I am super tired (can you tell up in here?).

President Obama announced plans to bring most of the troops home from Iraq by August of next year. Isn't that GREAT news? They need to be up in here instead of up in over there.

That's IT for today (up in here).

Be back later in the week (up in here). (I can't stop saying that.)

Kev