Blephoritis Kills

It's SUNDAY everybody! Get your ass up and do something! (We mean that in the NICEST way...)

Did everyone enjoy St. Patrick's Day? We certainly hope you did. Here is some INFORMATION you might need today, courtesy of the "Corner." (We are thinking of YOU.)

Unfortunately, the "Corner" is STILL experiencing technical difficulties, although we hope the problems are not evident to you. (Like a house full of alcoholics, we aim to "mask" our problems from the outside world and paint a "rosie" picture for you.) Anyway, we toiled for HOURS on Saturday trying to correct the problem to no avail. We will continue to work tirelessly until the program is functioning properly again, but our posts may not be up to the same fine high quality that you are accustomed to.

We wanted to make sure all of the pet owners who stop in here are aware of a cat & dog food recall. If you have any of these products, DO NOT feed them to your pet (or eat them yourself). (Your pet, or you, will get sick and possibly die and that would be, well, sad.)

Recalled CAT foods -

Americas Choice; Preferred Pets; Authority; Best Choice; Companion; Compliments; Demoulas Market Basket; Fine Feline Cat, Shep Dog; Food Lion; Foodtown; Giant Companion; Good n Meaty; Hannaford; Hill Country Fare; Hy-Vee; Key Food; Laura Lynn; Li'l Red; Loving Meals; Main Choice; Nutriplan; Nutro Max Gourmet Classics; Nutro Natural Choice; Paws; Presidents Choice; Price Chopper; Priority; Save-A-Lot; Schnucks; Sophistacat; Special Kitty; Springfield Pride; Sprout; Total Pet; My True Friend; Wegmans; Western Family; White Rose; and Winn Dixie.

Recalled DOG foods -

America's Choice; Preferred Pets; Authority; Award; Best Choice; Big Bet; Big Red; Bloom; Bruiser; Cadillac; Companion; Demoulas Market Basket; Fine Feline Cat; Shep Dog; Food Lion; Giant Companion; Great Choice; Hannaford; Hill Country Fare; Hy-Vee; Key Food; Laura Lynn; Loving Meals; Main Choice; Mixables; Nutriplan; Nutro Max; Nutro Natural Choice; Nutro; Ol'Roy; Paws; Pet Essentials; Pet Pride; President's Choice; Price Chopper; Priority; Publix; Roche Bros; Save-A-Lot; Schnucks; Springsfield Pride; Sprout; Stater Bros; Total Pet; My True Friend; Western Family; White Rose; Winn Dixie and Your Pet.

You may have noticed that we added some new links (and an advertisement) to the right of the page. We feel these are all worthwhile organizations and hope you will "visit" these sites and give these people your money. Someone has to. It should be you. (We are kidding... Only give if you feel compelled, not because we cajoled you.)

In yesterday's post, "Kev" mentioned that he washes his face with Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo. Someone emailed and asked if he (again, I am talking about myself) really did this and wanted to know the benefits of it. Yes, this is true. "Kev" has blephoritis in his left eye. Blephoritis kills. Seriously. Before you are done reading this post, 210 people in America will have died from Blephoritis. Washing the eye with baby shampoo for two weeks is believed to cure this, along with fish oil. We will let you know if this regimen is successful, or if "Kev" will become a statistic.


In a recent poll conducted by "People Magazine," readers were asked who was more sexy, Matthew McConaughey or David Beckham. Readers voted Matthew "sexier" by 53%. (Can you tell we have nothing to report today?) These people don't know what they are talking about. Becks is WAY hotter.

Dane Cook, Queen Latifah, Vanessa Williams, Peter Graves and Grover Cleveland were all born on this day in March!

Well folks, that's all we have for today. Remember to watch Desperate Housewives, The Amazing Race All-Stars, and Brothers & Sisters tonight!

We will be back on Monday!