Jack Kerouac

Hey! You're BACK, and so am I! I am glad we're both here (wherever you are).

"Kev" is back home in HOT-lanta and wanted to say, "wuz up?"

After scouring CNN, Reuters, and the People Magazine sites (yes, that's where we get the "news" we bring to you), we decided there is really nothing of interest today to pass on...

Here are some highlights:

Candy and Tori Spelling are reuniting. So what.

Cheney says Congress undermines troops. Who cares what Cheney says? Not me.

Halliburton (you know, the big Texas oil company Cheney led from 1995 - 2000) is moving their corporate headquarters to Dubai. Well how do you like that? After they bought the White House for Bush, this is the thanks the U.S. gets!

Katie Couric's ratings are "slipping." What does everyone expect from this woman. Give her a break. Oh, by the way... Katie was the "keynote speaker" at a function "Kev" attended once. While he didn't meet her, per se, he did sit awfully close to her. She was adorable and funny.

See the predicament we are in today? The only "exciting" piece of news is that Athens, Georgia-based band, R.E.M., is being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame TONIGHT!


Jack Kerouac and Liza Minnelli were both born on this day.

We hope you enjoy these pictures of some super HOT guys, because they ARE newsworthy.

That's it! We will be back tomorrow.