Speculatin'

Where have you been? We've been worried about YOU! Alright, we're pulling your leg. But since you're here, how are YOU? What have YOU been up to? We want to know, really.

Here's what's going on today...

Angelina Jolie is now in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, where she plans to adopt a 3-year-old boy who was abandoned at birth. Angelina is adopting the child as a single parent because she is not married to Brad Pitt. I wish these two would adopt me. No lie. No word yet on the child's name but we can hardly wait. We're certain it will be "winning."

Borat is available on DVD NOW! (Go buy it! Then lend it to me - I haven't seen it.)

Stevie Nicks will be appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, performing "Rhiannon" & "Stand Back" on April 18th! Who has TiVo? I'm comin' over!

Is everyone watching American Idol this season? We haven't covered it much here at the "Corner" because, frankly, it hasn't been that interesting. Anyway, let us know what YOU think about the show. The bickering between Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell has lost its' "magic." They both bore me.


The gays, including "Kev," are up in arms over General Peter Pace's comment stating homosexuality is immoral. I don't have anything funny or quippy to say BUT this man looks like a latent homosexual if you ask me (and I have seen a LOT of latent homosexuals, trust me). My guess is he's an S&M fella. Wears leather on the weekend. Chaps, harness, hood, the whole ensemble, like the boys above. Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about... I'm just specualatin' (and you know what they say when you speculate, you make an ass out of me and, well, that damn General Pace).

We told you that the "Corner" is going "commercial," and, well, we ARE. We are, however, looking for someone who knows HTML coding! Let us know if YOU can help. (We've accidentally deleted the whole blog TWICE trying to add these damn advertisements. Luckily, "Kev" has learned how to back the "Corner" up and has been able to restore it, again, twice!)

As you ALL know, "Kev" is rounding the corner to 40! I have been asked by a few of you what I want to commemorate this with (i.e., gifts). WELL, since YOU asked (three of you, anyway), I will say that I do not want, expect, or desire, gifts from anyone. Gifts make me uncomfortable. I am not a gift-getting kinda gay. BUT, if you feel inclined... Donating to one of the charities listed to the right, or a charity of YOUR choice, would be really, really cool. One of my "resolutions" for 2007 is to "give back" and it is important to me to think of those less fortunate than myself (including animals) throughout the year. Or, you can write a post for the "Corner" here so "Kev" can take a break.

If you run into Eva Longoria, Fabio, Sylvester Stallone, Judd Hirsch, or former President Andrew Jackson (who is no longer with us) tomorrow, say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!" They were all born on March 15th.

Well folks, it is 79 degrees and sunny here so "Kev" is going to get outside and enjoy some Daylight Ricky Time.

We hope you all have a GREAT Thursday.

Much love,


"Kev"