Friday's HOT Guy...

Hey you red-faced, booze bag, pill poppin', douchebag tards! THANKS for stoppin' in! (Is that offensive? Should "we" put that on a tee-shirt?) We'll just keep adding to the greeting each day. Kathy Griffin will come to US for material!

Seriously, we mean NO offense. Blame "Princess" and "Kitten" and Kathy Griffin (I'm not going down alone). They put "us" up to this... They are BAD influences. I love those bitches.

You know, we should have a "contest" to see who can come up with the rudest greeting.

Now for some "niceness..."

Those of you who "stop in" on a regular basis know that "Kev" has some pretty special friends. You've come to know some of them here as well. One of those friends is my former (young, HOT) piano teacher (the one I LIKED, not the molester), Carrie, whom I call "Princess" (not to be confused with JoAnn, whom I also call "Princess"). "We" (yes, only me) just received word that Carrie gave birth to her second daughter, Eva, on June 28th. "Kev" has seen the pictures, and trust me, Eva is CA-YUTE! (I'm not just saying that - everyone knows I don't lie when it comes to ugly dogs or unfortunate babies.)

CONGRATULATIONS to Carrie, Dave, and big sister Amanda!

To Eva, WELCOME TO THE WORLD! You're mom is super cool - you're going to LOVE her! (I'll tell you a few stories when you're older. All "clean" of course... She's a good girl with good values and morals. She, like you, is a stunning beauty who can bring young boys (and gays) to their knees with a simple "Have you practiced your scales?" That's true.) You share your birthday with Kathy Bates, who is an Oscar award-winning actress, best known for playing a really creepy/scary lady in a movie called "Misery." You should rent it. When you're 18 of course. Our very own "HOTTIE" was born on this day as well, so you're in good company.

Again, WELCOME Eva!

Okay, it's FRIDAY and that means one thing here - no work tomorrow! Yes, of course, it's also time to highlight/exploit another HOT Guy...

I have to say, I feel a little "guilty" about selecting a 22-year-old as a "HOT Guy." (Yes - he's still a boy.) HOWEVER, (I'll do it anyway) today's "HOT Guy" is my FAVORITE Prince (the "peoples prince," if you will), Prince Harry.

I ALWAYS preferred Prince Harry over Prince William (it's a Mary Ann or Ginger, Jeannie or Bewitched, kind of thing). Prince Harry is the one who gets to have fun. He isn't in line for anything (like a throne) so why not dress like a Nazi and stay out all night smoking pot? (Plus he is super cute, isn't he?) No, we DON'T condone the Nazi thing - a poor costume choice on Harry's part. Harry is carrying on the work his mother started with several charitable organizations. Watch the video below for details.)

That's it for today kids.

I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT Friday.

"Kev"







And finally, a video for you.