Perez'd
Hey you CRAZY mother fuckers! (I am tired of "bitches.")
You know, Perez Hilton is not NEARLY as nice as I am (I don't think he remembers ANYONE on their birthday and I would bet he doesn't give away tee-shirts). Perez does not have a degree in journalism, lacks talent, ethics and is completely ruthless yet MILLIONS of people read his blog every day, earning him MILLIONS of dollars. A real American success story, don't you think?
As some of you know, I have "corresponded" with Perez on several occasions asking him, "Why so mean?" and "Can't you show a little kindness?" For all I know, maybe he's right - perhaps Reichen does have a drug a problem? (This was the cause of our "feud" since I, as you know, love Reichen and did not appreciate what Perez was sellin', if you know what I mean). Anyhoo, I give up. Perez wins. (Hence the new, more "edgy," greeting and explanation that followed.) Perez is going to teach me how to write dumb words like "LAME" across the pictures we post here and draw silly doodles, like crap coming out of people's pants. (Which reminds me... send in your pictures! We're running low.)
Seriously, he writes on EVERY picture he posts...
Okay, now that "we" have thoroughly offended you, WELCOME BACK! What's up? How are you? Whatd'ya know?
It's MONDAY! Our 280th post!
Here are a couple of pictures from Atlanta's Gay Pride weekend, thanks to June... (I have "Perez'd" them.)
Here is my friend Jimmy and his dog Kylie (I miss them already and they haven't moved away yet)...
These two were trying to sell me a speedo and wrestling singlet, you know, things gays wear. I am sticking with my "Kev's Corner" tee. (How do you like it?) June MADE me pose with these two. Honest! I was only slightly embarrassed (notice where my hand is)...
Now this is the kind of thing you expect at a gay festival. (Atlantans are nowhere near as outlandish as the gays in San Francisco or Chicago.) Did I write too much on this picture? I should clarify... I did not think the person in the center was a "boy," I thought he/she was "male."
The last picture here (which I cropped severely because it was NOT flattering) is "Kev" and "Kitten II." I was holding a frozen nutty chocolate covered banana in one hand. "Kitten II" sensed I was getting cranky and she bought it for me! "Kitten II" spotted this larger than life bottle of personal lubricant and made a b-line for it. (Isn't she cute, I mean "HOT"?)
That's IT for today everybody! (Send us YOUR Pride pictures! Or any other pictures you would like to post here.)
Love, hugs and kisses -
"Kev"
Finally, when I was writing this post, the words to a Stevie Nicks song played in my head (and then on my iPod). Surprised? I didn't think so... Reflecting on pride weekend, I can hear Stevie singing, "I've run through rainbows and castles of candy" (which are lyrics from "Sometimes It's A Bitch," written by Jon Bon Jovi). So, here it is, just for you... (I don't think I have shared this one yet, have I?)
3 Comments:
oh kev, you little pride partier, you! do you really get lessons from perez? how does one earn money from blogging?? i don't have to pay to view his site or anything...
Hey Kitten I!
While I have exchanged about 7 emails with Perez, no, I do not get lessons from him. I think he is appalling and think it's incredulous that he is RICH. (And I told him that.) Perez, who's real name is Mario Lava-something-or-other, is a millionaire because he has sponsors who advertise on his site. He writes nasty words on people's pictures and draws drugs coming out of their noses. For whatever reason, it works and people visit his site. His site is becoming more reliable and I can only imagine it's because he has the funds to pay people, but I don't like how he became successful. I advertised here for one weekend. In the entire weekend, I earned, no lie, $0.01 (as in one cent). I have been meaning to put ads back up, but I haven't had time to work on it. Love ya!!
XOXOXO
ahhhh...i get it. i have only read perez's blog a couple of times...kinda gossipy and judgemental. people love that stuff!
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