Wanksta

Welcome BACK! Wuz up wankstas?

"Kev" couldn't be MORE excited with his recently purchased set of slang flashcards (volume two). Each day (or each time "we" blog or just when "we" feel like it) we will share a new word. Today's word is "wanksta" which is defined as a person, like "Kev," okay, K-Fed, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, etc., who pretends to be a gangster without having experienced the true challenges of gangter life. A sentence using our new word might be, "Pull up your sagging jeans you WANKSTA!" Anyhoo, we love thug-speak and hope you do too. While it's a virtual vernacular maze, with "our" new flashcards, "we'll" guide you through. You'll be incorporating these words into your everyday life, or your money back. ("We" can't wait until next week when we feature "act a foo," "bangin'" and "to' up.")

Everyone have a GR-EAT Halloween? "We" hope so! Myself, I am simply trying to forget the past weekend. It wasn't pretty. You might say "Kev" was "to' up" although his costume was "bangin'". (As was his "sistah's," who was the BEST "doctor" ever.) Let me just say it took a LOT of gin, wine, vodka, whatever I could drink, etc., to don a Batman costume, ride down 18 floors in my building, which stopped about 5 times, and run around all night. I was going for the irony in the costume, as opposed to showing off my 6-pack abs (I felt more like Stevie Nicks than a crime fighter).

Okay, what's going on in Hollywood? Everyone hear that Lance Armstrong "hooked up" with Ashley Olsen (the less-freaky of the Olsen twins) over the weekend? Yea, shorty (Lance) got down with his boo (Ashley) on Saturday, fo shizzle. ("We're" gettin' in all the slang tonight.) There is only like a 76 year age difference between the two, but then again, who are "we" to judge. Good for you Lance!

Some female tennis star tested positive for cocaine at some important tennis match (isn't it a SHAME I am not a journalist...really got the 5 "W's" with the reporting of this story). Anyways, don't do drugs.

I think that is IT for today. "We" WILL be back tomorrow with another Friday HOT Guy ("we" already know who it is going to be...).

Hugs -

"Kev"

Here's one dope wanksta...