Friday's HOT Guy...

Okay bitches. You're here, I'm here and it's Friday! You know what that means... (Before I tell you what "that" means, let me just tell you that my loose, yet "affectionate," use of the word "bitch" has gotten me in a little hot water at the office. I was very busy doing important work today when I forgot who I was talking to. I called for someone equally important who happened to be on another line. I told the person who answered (the less important one) "Tell that bitch "Kev" is holding and to hurry up." Turns out the person I was calling wasn't privy to my jargon. I spent 30 minutes explaining. "You know who Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are, right? You've seen their show. That's what I call ALL of my friends. Now it's YOUR turn. Call me a bitch. It's FUN! You're going to report me to HR, aren't you..."

Anyways...

It's FRIDAY and "that" means it's time for another HOT Guy... Before I tell you about this HOT Guy, let me tell you about the bitch who nominated him (again, term of endearment reserved ONLY for those I hold in the highest esteem). I haven't yet met her, but know her by "proxy." Let's call her "Lu-Lu" unless she objects. "Lu-Lu" lives in the desert and is BFF's with one of my BFF's, who you all know here, whom we call "Kitten." (That's "Kitten I" not to be confused with "Kitten II," both of which are LAMBS, which is why I call them "Kitten.") "Lu-Lu" stops in from time to time (I hear), which "we" (always just me) think is just GR-EAT. WELCOME "Lu-Lu!" THANKS for stoppin' in (really)! THANKS, also, for your HOT Guy nomination who is... JAMIE DURIE!


"We" have actually had a photo or two of Jamie up on the blog, but he has never been featured here as a "HOT Guy." Jamie is Australian, and crikey, I love Australians. Jamie's a real "beaut" or "spunk" (which Lu-Lu tells us means "good looking person"). You may have seen Jamie on "Dancing With The Stars" and he currently has his own gardening show called, "Australia's Best Backyards." Oprah endorses him and "we" endorse him too.


Okay, that takes care of today's HOT Guy. (Princess, we will feature your guy next week - we have to make the new people feel welcome. You're the consummate hostess so I am certain you will understand.)


Today is in fact the 10th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana. I know "we" wrote about this earlier in the week, but can I just say, Prince Harry is HOT. (He's older than Zac Efron too, so I don't feel too bad mentioning that.)

I was talking with my dear friend David today and David tells me that Leona Helmsley's dog (you know, the one with the $12M inheritance) has never eaten out of a bowl and must be hand-fed. People are nuts, aren't they? (Not David, of course. I'm talking about Leona.)

Okay, I have a bit of a headache today (no lie), so I am going to say arrivederci for now.

I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT, long Labor Day weekend.

Hugs & Kisses,

"Kev"

For Reasons Known To Them

Welcome BACK you mother-fathers (yes, that's slang for mother f*!@#&s). Don't you wish more people would "tell it like it is," like the CEO of Spirit Airlines. (You know that email snafu will cost the company $$$$).

How are you? I am f-i-n-e, fine, HOWEVER I seem to have a bad case of writer's block lately and I don't know why?

Yesterday marked the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. As you know, Hurricane Katrina, a Category 5 hurricane, touched down in Louisiana and Mississippi in the early morning hours of August 29, 2005. The deadliest hurricane in U.S history since 1928 resulted in the deaths of 1,836 people and approximately $82 BILLION in damages. Today, New Orleans is still a war torn shit hole (I am paraphrasing - you've seen the footage.) (I'm giving you all of the details in case you want to cite "Kev's Corner" as a source the next time you write a paper or deliver a moving fund-raising speech on the topic. Make sure to say "war torn shit hole." It's effective and people will be so moved they will throw their quarters, if not dollars, your way.)

Real estate mogul Leona Helmsley (the "Queen of Mean") died, as you may have heard. The wacky bitch left $12 MILLION dollars to her DOG, that isn't even cute (nothing for those poor Katrina victims, AIDS relief, the John Edwards campaign, those hungry barefooted children in Africa, M.A.D.D., G.L.A.D., S.A.D., B.A.D. (I made that one up) you or me) and NOTHING to two of her grandchildren. Leona's last will & testament excluded the grandchildren "for reasons known to them." (Same language Joan Crawford used when she excluded her daughter Christina (a.k.a., wire hanger) and son Chris (who died of cancer recently). When I die, I want this verbiage in my will. "I leave nothing to no one for reasons known to them. Cuz I got nothin'. And no one. That's the reason. Except my autographed Stevie Nicks pictures, which I plan to take with me, and 27 pairs of 2XIST underwear." (Oh, this reminds me... "Kev" MAY reprise his role as Joan Crawford this Halloween (I love those crazy eyebrows and it's a chance to be super mean, which sounds like fun). I NEVER dressed like a woman until last year (just not my thing, but hey, I'm 40 now - time to give drag a try). Anyhoo, discussions are taking place and someone has offered to help transform me. It'll be like prom night. Except really scary. (Maybe I should go as "Carrie?") Or, how about Elizabeth Taylor, one of the Pussy Cat Dolls or Spider-Man. Isn't Halloween fun?

(This is practically how I look now anyway...I can't WAIT!)


I came across the two YouTube clips below and wanted to share them. I don't know if I am just delirious or if these really are funny, but they both cracked me up. I hope you will enjoy them too. Turn your speakers up loud and bust a move.





That's IT for today. Come back on Friday for another "HOT Guy" who hails from down under (nominated by a really nice reader I never met but hear is G-R-O-O-V-Y).

Love,

"Kev"

Wut Up

It's WEDNESDAY! Wut up?

"Kev" is taking today off (you don't mind, do you?)

Please enjoy these "Mad TV" clips that "Kev" thinks are f-u-n...

Stuart bloopers.

Hey Look What I Can Do

It's a new day! Hey everybody! Welcome BACK!

Did everyone see the clip below of Miss South Carolina Teen USA (muddling through a question regarding why people can't locate the U.S. on a map)? Cracked me up. You know Mario Lopez was dying inside. We've all been there though, right? (Not me, but I am sure some of you have.) Anyhoo, watch the clip. (Makes Paula Abdul seem lucid.) We, of course, mean no ill-will to Miss S.C. - we are sure she excels at something.



Today is LeAnn Rime's 25th birthday! I couldn't pass up the opportunity to mention that, although I know some of you prefer I stop writing about her, at least for a day or two. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEANN!


Can you believe THIS Friday will mark the 10th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana? Like 9/11, everyone remembers where they were when the news of Diana's death broke, right? "Kev" was in a Phoenix emergency room with a broken arm and leg, so high on whatever they give you when you break your arm and leg, that I thought Diana's death was a bad, unfortunate dream. (As did the junkie who had just been shot that I was sharing the ER room with.) I didn't realize until about two days later that it wasn't a dream. Word of advice - if you are going to roller blade down a Scottsdale mountain shouting "Hey, look what I can do" (think Stuart), wear knee pads, wrist guards and a helmet. Better yet, just leave it to the kids. We're all getting a little too old for such tom-foolery, right? Broken bones are not fun - best left for the ones that are still growing. (Although it was a great conversation piece out at the clubs.) (I can't believe it has been 10 years already...)


What else, what else? OH! I am happy to report that Maddox Jolie Pitt (I am sure I am missing 5 of his other names) got a hair cut! Latest photos of Maddox show him sporting what looks like a coif (snug fitting leather helmet). We have also learned that Brad and Angelina were in the Hamptons (only briefly) to raise money for the rebuilding of New Orleans (so how can we make fun of them now). It's hard to make fun of do-gooders.

Okay, I think that is IT for today. I hope your week if off to a GR-EAT start!

Hugs and love (cause the world needs more hugs and love in my opinion) -

"Kev"

A repeat here, but hey, it's my blog (I can do that).

Remember And Celebrate

Hello you dirty rotten good-for-nothin' low down varmint. (I can't get this Western theme out of my head... I don't know why?) Anyhoo, WELCOME BACK!

I hope EVERYONE had a GR-EAT weekend! "Kev" certainly did... (When I write "..." that means I "got some." (Just kidding...)

"Kev's" new place in the Midtown neighborhood of Atlanta is coming together nicely. (I absolutely love it here.) I hope you will all come visit soon (I AM having a PAR-TAY, so if you are in Atlanta, stay tuned...).

Today I want to celebrate someone who meant the world to me. Someone who is always in my thoughts... My Grandfather. If you have read the blog since its' inception, you might recall reading about my Grandfather previously. He was one of the kindest people I ever knew and I would like to think that he was responsible for helping shape me to be the person that I am. He loved to laugh and he always put others before himself. He was the person I always confided in. (If you know me personally, you know that my Grandfather lived with my family for a period of time when I was growing up. How cool was it to have one of your favorite people right in your home? Very.) When my house in Phoenix was robbed in 2004, I wasn't concerned about the television, watches, clothes, computer, DVD players or even the Playgirl issue of Brad Pitt (although I do miss that...). I was most upset about losing photographs of my family, including pictures from World War II of my Grandfather. I did not know until earlier this year that my sister had some of the very same pictures, so I was really happy when she sent these to me. The photo above is of my Grandfather (in his World War II Army uniform with his father, my Great-Grandfather.) My Grandparents, Frank and Violet, have meant the world to me. Neither leave my thoughts, ever. I was VERY lucky to have them for my Grandparents and I NEVER forget that. I hope all of you have/had Grandparents as special as mine. Thanks for indulging me once again with this somewhat personal topic. My Grandfather would have turned 83 today and I would like to remember and celebrate him here. So "CHEERS" to Frank, the best Grandfather EVER.

On that note, my friends, I am going to say farewell for now. I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT week! Send in your pictures, "HOT Guy" nominations and blog topics AND "THANKS for stoppin' in!"

Love,

"Kev"

Summer vacation in the Wisconsin Dells with my Grandfather and cousin (who later proclaimed, at a Stevie Nicks concert I took him to (of all places), to "hate fags...") My Grandfather LOVED his cigs... (Can you see the one in the picture?)



Finally, some songs my Grandfather enjoyed -

Step Off

Howdy ho there reader! (I think I am still on the Western theme from earlier in the week...)

What's up EVERYBODY? Enjoying the weekend? I sure hope so.

It's a GR-EAT day here in Atlanta.

After scouring my usual sites for information to summarize and bring to you, I have decided there really isn't much going on this weekend... Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are enjoying a long weekend in the Hamptons. (I don't know about you, but I have never had a desire to visit the Hamptons. Is it some sort of private country club or something? I know "Diddy" lives there now but I probably couldn't get in anyway. No thanks.) Perhaps while they are there, someone will give that damn kid (Maddox) a haircut. The renegade/mohawk look doesn't work on a five year old. It was fine when he lived in a hut in the village but he's in Beverly Hills now. Two words -Super Cuts. Great Clips. Boricks. It's time. I saw a recent picture of Kate Hudson's son... Still with the stringy "my dad's a rock star" hair. I guess kids with bad hair is one of the things in life that puzzles me - especially when they are rich kids. (This is what happens when I have nothing to write about people.)

Alright, instead of trying to come up with anything else to write about, I am simply going to bid you adieu for today. I hope you will stop back in tomorrow, because it is a "special" day at the Corner, a day I never forget.

My friend Ken told me to tell you all to "step off." So please "step off" (but don't trip/fall cause we don't have insurance here at the Corner). Okay, I don't know what that means but he said if you liked abuse, you would "get it." I am going to step off now myself.

Much love,

"Kev"

Please enjoy this video from the very hip, chic and COOL Gwen Stefani...

Friday's HOT Guy...

You know who he is...







I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT weekend!

XOXO -

"Kev"

That's Where The Fun Is!

Welcome back you good for nothin' low down dirty dogs. (It's a "Western" theme tonight - watch out for the tumbleweed, be sure to tip your hat to the pretty ladies and leave a nickle for the barkeep.)

I know you are feeling a little neglected this week (I am feeling a little neglected too...) I am totally KIDDING - I feel GR-EAT! (Haven't missed any of you a bit - except you. Oh, and you. You too. Alright - I've missed each and every last one of you.) Let me just say - Love is all around. No need to waste it. You can have a town, why don't you take it? YOU'RE going to make it, after all. (Wasn't Mary inspiring?)


Reminds me... 70's sitcoms were great, weren't they? Everyone remember "Alice?" When "Kev" relocated from Chicago to Phoenix (Part I), that theme song played in my head for 3,798 miles (and it's only 1,812 miles to Phoenix).

Used to be sad, used to be shy (I so WAS!)
Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why (My therapist still doesn't know either.)
Kickin' myself for nothin' was my favorite sport (Now it's fun to kick you.)
I had to get out and start enjoyin' 'cause life's too short (It really is people.)
There's a new girl in town, 'cause I'm feelin good. (Wine helps.)
Get a smile, get a song, for the neighborhood (Especially for my new neighbor - he loves my music! He told me.)
there's a new girl in town on her own two feet (Albeit, webbed.)
and this girl's here to say
with some luck and love (and a little change in the 'ol change purse) life's gonna be so sweet!

Okay, let's come back to 2007, shall we?


Nicole Richie served two hours of her four-day sentence for violating the terms of her probation today. Nicole checked in around 3:15 p.m. and checked out around 4:45 p.m.(isn't that only like an hour and a half? I am simply repeating what I read, which appears to be miscalculated). Lindsay Lohan will serve at least 24 hours for her two DUI and cocaine possession charges. I have to say, I do not understand how the law works and wish someone could explain this to me. This crazy bitch has two DUI's in less than two months, one of which she engaged in a high-speed chase (high on coke, chasing her assistant around L.A.) and she will get only 24 hours? Paris Hilton was merely driving on a suspended license (no big deal right, we've all been there) and she received 23 days in jail? So not fair. I just don't get it. (Anyway, if anyone can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it.)


Guess who turned 58 today? Did the picture give it away? (It wasn't my "waiter friend" - he is STILL 25!) Here's a hint - he wished he had Jesse's girl (and I wished I had him, like 30 years ago). Yes, it's Rick Springfield. I used to love Rick Springfield, so it will come as no surprise when I tell you that I met him (in Las Vegas). HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dr. Noah Drake! If you are a Rick Springfield fan, YOU can catch him back on General Hospital doing something he never did on the show - SINGING, TOMORROW August 24th. Check your local listing for show times (cause I don't watch that crap).

Okay, I am getting a little tired of writing tonight BUT I thought I would leave you with a profound lyric heard on Atlanta's classic rock radio this morning...

"Mama always told me not to look in the eye of the sun. But Mamma - that's where the fun is!" - Manfred Mann's Earth Band (I have no idea what this song is about. Apparently, "she" doesn't have protective eye wear or something and then mayhem ensued.)

Finally, watch all of these clips, would ya?









Bye bitches! Make it a GR-EAT day!

Love, Hearts, Hugs & Kisses

I'm busy bitches. No post today. (But THANKS for stoppin' in! "We" hope you are having a GR-EAT week!)

Love, hearts, hugs and kisses -

"Kev"

That Wasn't Chicken

GREETINGS! Today's post has no rhyme or reason. Just a bunch of random pictures for you to enjoy.

I hope EVERYONE had a GR-EAT Monday...

Love,

"Kev"


Neil Patrick Harris (love him..)


Leonardo DiCaprio (love him too..)


Zac Efron (ca-yute!)


Andy Baldwin (nice)


A little LeAnn singing "Me & Bobby McGee"..



Zac Efron gets "Punk'd"..

L'il Kitty!

Hey bastards! (Okay, I am trying to "switch it up" and keep you on the edge of your seat... Is it working?)

Welcome BACK!

It is SUNDAY (almost Monday) and "Kev" just returned from a night out on the town. Tipsy? Perhaps.

In Friday's post I told you to "stay tuned" and "come back" and all that other B.S. I feed you to entice you to return. I told you I would be meeting a "celebrity." The truth is, I blew off meeting the "celebrity" to go out with the waiter I met in May. He is the most perfect, beautiful guy EVER so I know you would want me to spend the evening with him INSTEAD of meeting "Dog" (Duane Chapman) from A&E's "Bounty Hunter" who was here in Georgia TODAY! Yes, I was slated to meet "Dog" but when the opportunity came up to go out with the aforesaid most beautiful guy EVER, I took it! (Why am I telling you all this? Well, it was nothing naughty, just dinner...)

Anyhoo, what's up?

"We" try to bring you the LATEST in Hollywood - up and coming stars that attract all the "buzz." Today's starlet is NO exception. Here is "L'il Kitty," the cutest thing EVER (next to my waiter friend). (She is pictured above with her manager/agent, who is VERY hands on, don't you think?) Okay, this is REALLY my "pseudo" niece, whom I DO call "L'il Kitty!" I love her more than all the HOT waiters in the world. Who can turn the world on with her smile? L'il Kitty, that's who! Back when I lived in the desert, "L'il Kitty" brightened most of my days. I hated the job. My house was robbed. Love life was null. One hug from "L'il Kitty" made all of that seem insignificant. Yes, "L'il Kitty" is the daughter of "Kitten" and my favorite HOT guy, "Tiger Tim." Here is "L'il Kitty" on her FIRST day of Kindergarten! I typically DON'T post pictures of children here on the blog, but got special permission because this picture BRIGHTENED my day. She is cute, sassy, smart AND fun! I just simply LOVE this little girl and wanted to share her picture with YOU.

Here she is with her "security team" (a cute, young starlet needs security), "Tiger."



To the "feline" family - I MISS YOU!

To everyone else, I MISS YOU TOO! (Especially my waiter friend, who JUST left and isn't even a waiter anymore.)

I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT week!

Hugs, love and kisses!

"Kev"

Kathy Griffin

WELCOME BACK you red-faced bloated booze bag tards! How are ya? White-knuckling it? Still half in the bag? You can all suck it! Okay, YES, that's my lame attempt of impersonating the one and only Kathy Griffin! As you know from yesterday's post, "Kev" (and friend "Kat") saw Kathy Griffin last night at the Fabulous Fox Theatre in the A-T-L! HOLLA! (That's what I write when I am super excited!)

First, let me tell you... before the show even started, you knew GREATNESS was in town. Gay royalty, if you will. You could feel the vibe. Very exciting. "Kev" lives in Atlanta's "gayborhood" (won't YOU be my gaybor? Not you. Just YOU. Okay, ALL of you). Anyhoo, the theatre where Kathy performed is walking distance (just up the street) from "Kev." The gays were very "busy" last night. A lot of hustling and bustling, swishing and prancing. The streets here in Midtown were FILLED with merriment and anticipation (and "Instinct," the new cologne by David Beckham)! Our leader was home. You get the point - the gays were out in force, like the million man march, let's say ('cept a white, very happy/silly march with no purpose or agenda, which, to me, is the best kind). Both shows (8:00 and 10:30 p.m.) were SOLD OUT!

"Kev" attended the 10:30 p.m. performance. Kathy came out and EVERYONE was on their feet to welcome her. The audience was made up primarily of "the gays," straight ladies, and the husbands they brought. ("Kev" sat next to one of the husbands and he seemed to enjoy Kathy a whole lot. My only "beef" was that he was super fat, a little sweaty and spilled into my seat.) Kathy asked, "Where are my gays?" The crowd went nuts! "Kev" went nuts. It was electric.

Kathy, of course, "dished" on her celebrity counterparts (please, she is NOT D-List) including, Oprah, Nicole Richie, Andy Dick, William Shatner, the bitches on The View, Larry King, Martha Stewart, Clay Aiken ("Gaiken"), Ryan Seacrest ("Ms. Seacrest"), Simon Cowell, Dr. Phil ("Tool"), Suzanne Somers, Jane Fonda and the list went on and on. The first jokes were about Michael Vick, which is relevant since he is, unfortunately, playing for an Atlanta team (that nobody cares about). My favorite impersonations were of Paula Abdul and Paris Hilton. Her material was, of course, updated to include recent "goings-on" in Hollywood, like the picture of Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car. (Kathy mentioned that she has been there. She "gets it" but is usually like this after visiting Krispy Kreme).. OH! Before I go on... Kathy asked, "Did anyone see Paula Abdul hocking her jewelry line on Larry King?" (You know "we" wrote about that here and I even shared the YouTube clip of Kathy imitating Paula, asking this very same question, which STILL cracks me up. I am buying some of Paula's junkie-inspired inspirational bracelets as gifts now). "Kev" was the first one to clap (super loud) when Kathy asked this, which was GR-EAT because Kathy looked at me and said, "You'll like this cause you know it's true." To quote Kathy, "Who died and went to heaven? ME!" (It pays to get good seats people, and I am going to tell you how you can get good seats too, TODAY! This would NOT have happened in the Loge.) Kathy talked about her father (which the crowd loved - he was the cutest, wasn't he) and shared stories of her mother (who has since moved out of Kathy's mansion, for those of you who follow the show). Anyway, I won't recap the entire show, but it was FANTABULOUS! I just love her and wish you ALL could have been there. Kathy tours frequently (she's a very busy lady). When she comes to your town, GET TICKETS! You WON'T be disappointed. "We" will share pictures from last night's show later in the week.



Click HERE to visit Kathy's OFFICIAL site.

Okay, a lot of people ask me how I get great seats for the events I attend. Those of you who have attended any show with me know that where you sit makes a difference. You want to interact with the performer, but in a respectful way. Once Ricky Martin winks at you, you are NEVER the same. First, let me tell you... In the good old days, you could sleep out on a sidewalk the night before tickets for your favorite artist/performer went on sale, hope you weren't shived or urinated on, and get top-notch tickets in the morning! You might also plan ahead and call Ticketmaster the day tickets go on sale, but that's really a waste of time these days. Now, there are hundreds if not thousands of ticket brokers who get the best seats before the general public ever can. Legitimate ticket brokers have relationships with several sources that ensure the ticket broker gets the seats you and I want - the best ones! I have learned over the years that patience is key. Many of the BEST seats I have ever had (including MANY front row center seats) are purchased the DAY of the event. Most people want their tickets as soon as they go on sale. It's instinctual and emotional (if you are crazy like I am). This doesn't work. Getting great seats takes some effort. Fortunately, with the internet, you can search for tickets through a variety of means. These include eBay, StubHub (a site to both buy, sell or trade tickets), Craigslist, or any of a 1,000 brokers. If you attend many events, it's great to establish a relationship with a broker. Give him a BJ now and again. (Okay, I am KIDDING.) I have used Empire Tickets (based here in Atlanta) MANY times. They get great seats and their prices are better than any other ticket broker I have found. Ticket prices actually drop the day of the event because these brokers do not want to get stuck with tickets they have not sold. Makes sense, right? For example, third row LeAnn Rimes tickets purchased the morning of the show were $30 a piece from Empire Tickets. Sweet! This included a wink and wave from LeAnn. It doesn't get any better than this. Had I purchased the tickets through Ticketmaster, I would have paid more and sat nowhere near LeAnn (or her HOT, gay husband who was standing right off stage, chatting up the crew). Last night's 5th row Kathy Griffin tickets - $100 a piece, purchased the morning of the show. The seats were dead center (in front of Kathy's microphone) and included an acknowledgment from Kathy! What I will do, however, if I really like someone (let's say, Stevie Nicks) is purchase whatever tickets I can through Ticketmaster the day they go on sale and then work to get the seats I want all the way up to show time. Remember, my original seats for Kathy's show were in the Loge. You can then sell the tickets you initially purchased (sometimes for more, wink wink) once you get the seats you really want. It has never failed me. There are times, however, when you will have to cough up the Benjamins if you really want to sit up close. I have done this as well but don't regret it. (Remember, I am the gay with his name on a plaque in a Phoenix heart hospital because I purchased, well, a LOT of Stevie Nicks tickets! Names on plaques don't come cheap, trust me.)

Okay, that's IT for today (I have things to do other than telling you how I get my tickets). I hope you ALL have a GREAT day. Come back tomorrow (if you feel like it).

Much love,

"Kev"

Friday's HOT Guy...

Today's HOT Guy(s) are Jeff Lewis and Ryan Brown from Bravo's new reality series, "Flipping Out." "We" talked about this show earlier in the week (so I hope you bitches have all watched it).

Anyhoo, like I said previously (if you actually read what I wrote, since some of you STILL only look at the pictures... David, that means you...) this is my new favorite show. Loves it!

Let's take a look-see, shall we?

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I think the ex-BF/business partner, Ryan, is super CUTE!






Remember I told you I would be sitting in the loge for Kathy Griffin's show TONIGHT at the Fabulous Fox (that's what it's called.. I am not just gaying it up)? Well, good news. The seats have been upgraded, courtesy of my good friend Benjamin Franklin (I love him) to the 5th Row PIT! "Kev" (and "friend") is/are super excited about seeing Kathy UP CLOSE! YAY! We will take notes so we can come back tomorrow and greet you as red-faced booze bag tards (since we know you LOVE that).


Also, come back this weekend - "Kev" is meeting another famous someone, just for YOU, so stay tuned!

I hope you ALL have a GR-EAT weekend!

L-U-V,

"Kev"

Here is an old song from the "Bloodhound Gang" - ENJOY!



SING ALONG!

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like the Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

In The Ghetto

Hey you sexy beast, WELCOME BACK!

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the death of the "King of Rock & Roll," Elvis Presley. Elvis died at the age of 42. Do you remember where you were when the news broke? I do. I was in the basement of our Glen Ellyn townhouse when my sister proclaimed, "Elvis is DEAD!" I screamed and cried and said "WHY?!;" (I'm kidding - I didn't do any of that.) What was surprising to me then (at the age of 10) was that we had JUST seen him in concert weeks before (y'all remember that - I wrote about it). I have nothing prolific, witty or sassy to say except that he was possibly the sexiest man, EVER (after Ricky Martin, Brad Pitt, David Beckham and a waiter I slept with in May). Otherwise, he's right at the top. Anyhoo, please enjoy these photos of Elvis...



Please enjoy "In The Ghetto."



Folks, I hate to admit it, but I am running out of things to share with you. One friend suggested that I write about the date I had last week... Okay. Alright. I'll "go there." It was, in a word, nice. I am certain I will divulge pieces here and there, but that's all I am going to say about that today. How about you? Have you been on any good dates lately? (If you are married, you can let us know anonymously - we won't blow your cover.)

What's up with Amy Winehouse? Is she or isn't she in rehab? (I don't really care - I don't like her, but perhaps YOU do.) That song keeps playing in my head, especially now since she may actually BE in rehab. As I mentioned to Princess, that bitch spits on her fans and I'm not down with that. No. No. No. (I don't like it.)

Rumors in Hollywood suggest that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are experiencing trouble in the relationship. We'll keep you posted (or make things up as we see fit).

What else is going on in the world? Search teams are still trying to locate 6 miners trapped underground in Utah's Crandall Canyon mine. Good luck. (Is that crass? I don't know what else to say?) It was reported that rescue workers heard "noise" coming from the mine. I can only speculate that THIS is what was heard...



THAT'S IT! "We" already have a HOT Guy for tomorrow, so please don't send us any nominations (like you would, right?).

Kisses!

"Kev"

Wrong Girl

It's.... HUMP DAY! What's up everyone? Welcome BACK to the "Corner."

First, here are pictures from last week's LeAnn Rimes concert in Atlanta. The kind (but slightly strange and odd looking) fella in front of us took these pictures. I have pointed out LeAnn's husband, Dean. I realize the quality of the pictures is lacking but they give you an idea of how close to the stage we were.


Did anyone watch the last season of ABC's "The Bachelor?" Andy Baldwin and Tessa (whatever her name was) have called off their engagement. I think he picked the wrong girl. (They always do, don't they?)

"We" want to send condolences to our friend "Kitten II." (The Atlanta Cat.) "Kitten" lost a close relative over the weekend, which is never easy. "We" are thinking about you and "we" are sorry for your loss... "We" send BIG hugs your way.

That's it for today (I am tired/cranky and just want to go to bed - damn summer cold!)

Have a GR-EAT day tomorrow and THANKS for stoppin' in!

XOXO -

"Kev"

The Loge

WUT UP BITCHES?

(Does ANYONE have ANY clever, offensive, or witty greetings you would like to share?)

It is TUESDAY. (Really, it is - check your calendar!)

Unfortunately, I don't have too much to report today. Not much going on in the world (or at least in my world).

Everyone in crazy Britney Spears' world is being served up a subpoena/summons to be deposed in the custody battle which is sure to provide much fodder for the afternoon/evening entertainment programs. I think that crazy bitch should pack her car and leave L.A.. She needs to get her head on straight and I don't think you can do that there.

Paris Hilton's West Hollywood home has SOLD (in just 10 days). Paris will be moving to Malibu, to a gated community, to avoid the paparazzi.

"Kev" is super excited about seeing KATHY GRIFFIN in the FRONT ROW this Friday. Oh, alright, it's the front row of the loge, which is super far back. Nevertheless, it should be a good show.

Here are MORE pics of one of my favorite HOT Guys, Rusty Joiner...




Well folks, I better get BACK to work (yes, I am writing to you from the office which is something I try NEVER to do...)

Hugs, kisses, etc...

"Kev"